3/06/10 Auburn Events Center Auburn, CA According to Moonalice legend, Auburn figures prominently in the Moonalice legend. This should come as a surprise to no one. In 1849, three French guys found gold here. Using the placer mining technique, they found enough gold to get rich. Their success attracted others, some of whom were not actually mining for gold. One of these was a young man named Endurance Moonalice. Endurance was a nice boy, but he was eight lids short of a pound. He was convinced that he could use placer mining techniques to find hemp seeds. He worked his claim 24 by 7 for twenty-five years. Every once in a while, he found some seeds, all of which were placed there by Moonalice tribe members who took pity on the poor boy. The town of Auburn also took pity; thats how the Auburn State Recreation Area became the Endurance capital of the world. According to Moonalice legend and the map we looked at the town just east of Auburn is called Cool. That means that Auburn is to the left of Cool. Thats why were here; we always want to be to the left of Cool. According to Moonalice legend, Auburn was home to Ikeda Moonalice, a tribal matriarch who specialized in pies. Like the Sirens of Scilla and Charybdis, Ikedas pies have lured unsuspecting visitors to Auburn and then added inches to their waist lines without them knowing. Have you ever wondered how she did this? She used hemp butter in her crust, which caused customers to eat the whole pie. Works every time. According to Moonalice legend, March is National Caffeine Awareness Month. For those of you who are not aware of caffeine, its a legal stimulant found in tea, coffee, some soft drinks, and our very own Howling Monkey Energizing Elixer. The tribe considers caffeine to be a food group. According to Moonalice legend, today is the birthday of Rob Reiner, Mary Wilson of the Supremes and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Its also independence day in Ghana. Anyone here from Ghana? No problem! The tribe will celebrate anyway!!! 1. Down the Road A Piece 2. Love to Remake 3. Constellation Rag 4. Who Can Say? 5. Like A Rolling Stone 6. Break Out in Handcuffs 7. Red Crow 8. Daylight 9. Wish We Had 10. Foxtrot Uniform 11. Whiter Shade of Pale 12. Fair to Even Odds 13. Six Days on the Road 14. Man in Me 15. American Dream Rag 16. Blink of an Eye 17. Stella Blue 18. Crazy in Heaven 19. Kick It Open 20. Tell Me Its Okay 21. On the Road Agai App\Http\Controllers\Api\FileDownloadController::download(): Return value must be of type string, none returned